I've been playing a lot of Spelunky recently, as well as recently seeing Batman. You know. That new one. Which is pretty good. But that has unfortunately left little time for long, ranting articles to throw all over this blog of mine. As such, I'll just be compiling a quick list of weird things we say whilst gaming. This is whilst not drunk or under the influence of any kind of hallucinogenic, by the way. Things that normal people say to each other in a normal way, that out of context is straight up weird. (The list specifically applies to things I've said while playing the games I enjoy.)
These are in no particular order and I may add more.
Naturally, more than half of these can be used in Katamari.
#1 Smash all that guy's stuff for treasure, not like he's using it.
#2 Check the garbage can.
#3 Pick up that guy. Pick up that guy and throw him at that chick.
#4 See if you can jump on his head
#5 NANA, NANANANANANA, KATAMARI DAMACY
#6 Try standing still for ages and see if that does anything
#7 Give a rock to that guy as a present
#8 WHY DID THE PLANT EXPLODE?
#9 Roll over that guy (This actually applies to more games than Katamari, lol whut)
#10 Go grind on mushrooms
#11 LOL, Vacuum everything! It's so fun. (Curse you Luigi's Mansion for making us thinking cleaning is awesome.
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